Remember when I asked you a while back what you wanted to read? Well, one of you said that there should be a fic that takes place during the time before Alex and Lorelai have major gay gay gay gay crushes on each other, which, apparently, is all of two minutes, and so I wrote it. It's a Thanksgiving fic. In June. I'm a puzzle, okay?

( 'You sure you don't want to be a pilgrim? Lorelai asked. 'I think you would make a really hot pilgrim. You know, if pilgrims were hot. I've never heard of pilgrim porn. Maybe I should make some pilgrim porn, and thoroughly change society's conception of Puritans.' )

OMFG I WROTE FIC.

Okay. Okay. It's complicated. Because this fic takes place some time after this fic, but is in direct contradiction with this fic, which, according to Lo, contradicts everything else, so that is officially AU, and this, the one I am posting now, is canon for my crackverse, which, in itself, is an AU ( Read more... )